Stick It To Me
28 February 2006 14:35![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toxicwasteland127Title: Stick It To Me
Author: Tonya
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Warrick/Gris
Plot: Drabble
Disclaimer: No, alas they are not mine. I’m just having some fun with them. No harm, no foul.
“No way, man. You’re not sticking me with that. I mean it, Gil”
“Oh, come on. Don’t be such a baby, Warrick. It won’t hurt a bit.”
“Yeah, that’s what you said last time and it hurt like a bitch.”
“Please, just this once. I won’t bother you again.”
“No way in hell. Stick it to somebody else.”
“There’s nobody else around, besides I need it now.”
“What’s the rush? If you don’t get it right now, will you burst?”
“I might. You don’t want that, do you?”
“You’re so full of it.”
“What do I have to do to get you to agree. I’m perfectly willing to compromise. You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.”
“I already gave. You stuck me the first day I arrived here. My dues are paid. Get a life. I’m out of here.”
“No, Warrick, don’t go! I gotta have it. My experiment will be ruined if I don’t get some. Please, just for me.”
“Don’t whine. It’s not attractive.”
“Come on, take one for the team.”
“Why can’t you do yourself?”
“Well, that wouldn’t be any fun.”
“Gris, I swear your worse than a vampire. At least the vampire will try to seduce you before he sucks out all your blood.”
“Oh, that can be arranged! Seduction, absolutely. One seduction coming right up. Baby, please let me have a pint of blood. You have the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen. You’re the sexiest thing on two legs. How am I doing?”
“Pathetic, you call that a seduction?” Greg can do better than that.”
“Hmm, I didn’t know Greg was in the running. I guess I’ll have to fire him.”
“No you won’t. If you fire him, you won’t have anyone to gopher for you.”
“Too true. So, where were we? Oh yes, seduction. You’ve got the body of an Adonis and I love the way your strong arms wrap around me. Every time I hear your voice, I get all tingly inside. I love the way your nipples perk up, from just the slightest touch. Oh, I believe someone’s trying to salute me. At least I’ve gained Junior’s attention.”
“You are evil, Gil”
“Yes, I know. So, What’s it going to be, Ricky?”
“Fine, If I let you stick me with that, then I get to stick you with this.”
“DEAL!!!!!”
Author: Tonya
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Warrick/Gris
Plot: Drabble
Disclaimer: No, alas they are not mine. I’m just having some fun with them. No harm, no foul.
“No way, man. You’re not sticking me with that. I mean it, Gil”
“Oh, come on. Don’t be such a baby, Warrick. It won’t hurt a bit.”
“Yeah, that’s what you said last time and it hurt like a bitch.”
“Please, just this once. I won’t bother you again.”
“No way in hell. Stick it to somebody else.”
“There’s nobody else around, besides I need it now.”
“What’s the rush? If you don’t get it right now, will you burst?”
“I might. You don’t want that, do you?”
“You’re so full of it.”
“What do I have to do to get you to agree. I’m perfectly willing to compromise. You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.”
“I already gave. You stuck me the first day I arrived here. My dues are paid. Get a life. I’m out of here.”
“No, Warrick, don’t go! I gotta have it. My experiment will be ruined if I don’t get some. Please, just for me.”
“Don’t whine. It’s not attractive.”
“Come on, take one for the team.”
“Why can’t you do yourself?”
“Well, that wouldn’t be any fun.”
“Gris, I swear your worse than a vampire. At least the vampire will try to seduce you before he sucks out all your blood.”
“Oh, that can be arranged! Seduction, absolutely. One seduction coming right up. Baby, please let me have a pint of blood. You have the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen. You’re the sexiest thing on two legs. How am I doing?”
“Pathetic, you call that a seduction?” Greg can do better than that.”
“Hmm, I didn’t know Greg was in the running. I guess I’ll have to fire him.”
“No you won’t. If you fire him, you won’t have anyone to gopher for you.”
“Too true. So, where were we? Oh yes, seduction. You’ve got the body of an Adonis and I love the way your strong arms wrap around me. Every time I hear your voice, I get all tingly inside. I love the way your nipples perk up, from just the slightest touch. Oh, I believe someone’s trying to salute me. At least I’ve gained Junior’s attention.”
“You are evil, Gil”
“Yes, I know. So, What’s it going to be, Ricky?”
“Fine, If I let you stick me with that, then I get to stick you with this.”
“DEAL!!!!!”
